In case you're still in the dark on this topic, here are 25 totally vile things men do when they think no one is looking. We asked some guys what gross behavior they're guilty of when they're alone, and, I gotta say, even I found myself gagging a bit. 14.The Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield) Bulge Rating: 2 out of 5 Jon Hamms.
We may like to sniff our crotches every time we pee, or admire the lovely swirling of our period blood in the toilet, but at least we know when to change our sheets and would never, ever think of sending one of our friends a photo of our poop. While, based on my own alone behavior, I’ve always assumed women take the cake on disgustingness, crowdsourcing the men in my life made me realize we’re actually pretty tame in our behavior. Couples are gross in their relationships, women are totally disgusting in the stuff we do when we’re alone, and yes, dudes, too, are pretty nauseating when they’re left to their own devices. Rural gay men and women must weigh the option of stepping away from their very straight and traditional, gender-defined home and to the transgressive urban gay world. As much as we like to pretend we’re perfectly clean and sterile little flowers that always smell good and always behave appropriately, we are not. In case you haven’t noticed, human beings are gross.
